Birthday Present
Written by Tim on 8:27 PM
Early b-day present from my favorite and favourite cousin Lauren. You should all thank her for being so awesome. This nalgene (gourd if you're a Canadian) has radically changed my life. It must be the naloprene or something but water and applejuice (not together) taste sooooo much better coming out of this.
Michael: Yeah, great talk. That cousin of yours is a hell of a girl. It’s too bad you can’t date her.
George Michael: No, I meant... Wait, you wouldn’t have a problem with that?
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